Kai Dewey
Construction man of the Interior Plateau. Owner, founder, and (under ongoing corporate review) the only brother of Dewey Brothers Logging. Ridden across America twice-up on a sport bike. In possession of one (1) monumental elk. This domain exists so that history records exactly how good at life he was.
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The Operation, At A Glance
The Empire
Dewey Brothers Logging, a ranch with tractors in a pond, and a road construction conglomerate currently in napkin form.
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The Hunt
A buck taken by bow, an elk of unprecedented caliber, and a night-shift coyote program operating with thermal superiority.
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Machines
Three trucks (audited), two sport bikes (coast-certified), and one (1) Big Truck in active procurement.
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Fifteen (15) formal inquiries delivered to the Principal — movies, vehicles, rivalries, and the Greatest Hot Tub Statistics. Answers have been requested with moderate urgency.
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Banana bread baddies and sourdough women of confidence are invited to apply. 50 years is a long time — especially if you are boring.
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