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Office of Former Stakeholders
You know who you are. You may also be a wife, technically, hypothetically, in a future filing. This office receives you with discretion and minimal ceremony.
Discreet
Have you previously dated, worked with, ridden cross-country with, or co-founded an empire with Kai Dewey? Your testimony is valuable to the historical record — and, frankly, to his development as a man.
- All submissions are filed under “Historical Records.”
- All submissions are inadmissible in any court.
- Retaliation is prohibited; mild confusion is possible.
- Roné (“Roni”) Madsen personally reads every submission. This is a feature.
Confidentiality assured to the extent permitted by the Principal’s ego. All feedback will be considered. Some feedback will be celebrated. All feedback will be out-trucked eventually.