Dept. 03 · Transport
Machines
Horsepower, both the literal and the contractual kind. One (1) trans-continental expedition, three (3) audited trucks, and a procurement pipeline you can set your watch by.
The Expedition
Trans-America Run
Two riders. Two sport bikes. One country. Coast to coast on machines designed for racetracks, chosen anyway.
| Crew | K. Dewey (lead) · W. “Roni” Madsen (co-pilot, best friend, this site’s curator) |
|---|---|
| Distance | 48 states of horizon, crossed |
| Incidents | 0 reported. 1.2 unreported (one was partial). |
| Regrets | 0.0 |
| Reflections | “We will create an empire and populate it.” — debrief, verbatim |
Full ride log pending subject testimony — see The Archive, Q.06.
Registry
Fleet & Procurement Pipeline
| Honda CBR · Red | Current · trans-America certified. Fairing carries one (1) mystery dent; origin under investigation, statute of limitations expired. |
|---|---|
| Suzuki GSX-R · White | Current · expedition-proven. Ownership attribution between crew members under review. |
| Trucks · Qty 3 | AUDITED & VERIFIED Full manifest pending testimony (Archive Q.06). The count is real; the list is pending. |
| The Big Truck | IN PROCUREMENT Big Truck Acquisition Program (BTAP) — specifications: “big.” Budget: emotional. Timeline: aggressive. |
| Aircraft · 1 | PENDING PAPERWORK See Pilot Certification Program, The Empire. |
“If you don’t have a big penis, you might as well have a big truck — otherwise you’re losing in both worlds.”
“Go big or go home — and then buy a bigger truck about it.”
— The Truck Doctrine · Full text after DECLASSIFY · Hung on a shed wall, enforced at parties